CAPTAIN KANGAROO HILLARY CLINTON SERIES

The question arises: What is SHIELD? Is it a series about chasing down rogue superheroes? Is it the origin story of a new gang of SHIELD agents? Is it a contest to discover how long an audience can endure low-grade action without direction from its eye-patched top-kick? Is it a TV vanguard designed to promote theatrical film releases spotlighting characters who deign never to appear on the series? Or is it just an excuse to tell the Coulson story, a 10-minute tale being stretched across a half-year of plotzed mini-ventures? So is he an LMD or a techno zombie or a reconstituted implant or an alien doppelganger? As Hillary Clinton says, “What difference does it make?” Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn! Probably both.īy the show’s end, we don’t know any more about Coulson’s mordant history than we did when we started - except perhaps that Tahiti wasn’t Tahiti after all.

The result: old news that Coulson was dead for days, in a neatly orchestrated, but obliquely uninvolving scene, a case of too little, too late or perhaps just too many lackluster characters practicing the predictable.

(Will I ever believe those ABC trailers again?) So, after months of nail-biting over whether Coulson is/was dead or alive, we were regaled with is-it-fact-or-is-it-fancy information extracted from the agent’s brain by a sinister, Tim Burton-ish/Scissorhands-like lobotomizer. The indictment stems from an incident on March 8 in which police officers in Spearfish, S.D., received an anonymous 911 call in which a person threatened Daschle’s life.EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: It’s Official: Stan Lee to Appear on ‘Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD’ (Exclusive Photo) Raymond Howard, 58, was indicted last month in South Dakota for threatening a constitutional officer (a felony) and making a threatening or harassing telephone call (a misdemeanor), according to The Associated Press. A Wyoming man pleaded innocent last week to charges that he threatened to kill Senate Minority Leader Thomas Daschle (D-S.D.) last month. “We actually invited Chirac and President Bush to come to Louisiana to re-enact the signing of the Louisiana Purchase, and I don’t think that’s going to happen,” Breaux said to laughter from the crowd.ĭaschle Threatened. “In defense of all the medical professionals who served our nation during wartime, I’m glad to tell the same writer who would have Congressman Norwood ‘hand out some lollipops’ - take those same lollipops and, as they say in northeast Georgia, stick them where the sun don’t shine,” said Hipp.Īppearing at the national legislative conference of the Independent Insurance Agents & Brokers of America, Breaux noted that he now has a “problem” because the state long ago invited French President Jacques Chirac (who’s obviously now reviled in some quarters of the country) to appear at the celebration. Congressman Norwood has plenty of experience in triage and trauma response, and he is quite capable of providing emergency medical care.”Īnd then there was HOH’s suggestion that Norwood and Linder could at least give out some lollipops. units) in addition to his duties as a dentist. “He served at Quin Yon, An Khe, and LZ English at Bon Son, where he provided trauma care with the Mobile Army Surgical Hospitals (M.A.S.H. Army’s 173rd Airborne Brigade in Vietnam,” said Hipp. “Congressman Norwood earned two Bronze Stars and the Combat Medical Badge during his service with the U.S. John Linder (R-Ga.) and Charlie Norwood (R-Ga.), might serve as first responders in the event of an attack on the Capitol.Īnd based on the reaction of Norwood spokeswoman Duke Hipp, HOH is hoping not to have a toothache in the next few months. Some Crow to Eat With That Lollipop? Four out of five dentists were none too pleased with HOH poking fun at the fact that two of their own, Reps.

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